Total Medals Earned: 2,188 (From 384 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,165 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Put the collage back together.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (70/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
complete the game
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
find secret room
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Submit a world.
Load a world from the server.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (170/170 points)
Shoot your gun
You submitted your score
Muted the music
Medals Earned: 6/23 (30/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/450 points)
Win your first bronze medal
Win your first silver medal
Win your first gold medal
Win five bronze medals
Win five silver medals
Win five gold medals
Get a bronze medal on every level
Get a silver medal on every level
Get a gold medal on every level
Beat the gold medal score on one level
Beat the gold medal score on two levels
Beat the gold medal score on three levels