I would like to ask all those who are reading this to go onto the portal, and view all those purple, under judgement submissions, and vote on them! There's a lot of new content on there, just stacking up, like pancakes, covered in syrup, and they need eating! So get out there, and vote!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

Talking of voting, I am also running the BBS awards this year, we haven't had proper BBS awards in a while, so why don't you head on over ot the BBS and submit your nominations for the categories listed. You know you want to! User of the year will get one month subscription to Newgrounds! Isn't that great? You can set yourself up as a lollipop for a month if you are that lucky user!

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1446748

Wow!

Also, that is all I have to say for now, here's a picture of my cat.

Hello my fellow nerds,

I am using this space just to be extreamly immature, and share my Newgrounds BBS post count, because it is hilarious, 100% giggle worthy, you will laugh!!!

Look, it's 8,008 which looks like BOOB!!! HAHAHA!!! I am funny.

Also check out this random Overwatch animation I found.

That's all! Thanks for visiting me!!! I'll have some crappy submissions soon, don't you worry, I'll do something super special for Halloween, maybe, but I don't know what yet!

We all know that 8Chan has been in the news a lot recently, and they have been blamed for all sorts of trouble, so why don't you become the ultimate H4x0R and take down 8Chan, and bring peace on Earth!

There's medals! And there's a scoreboard! Can you hack the 8Chan quicker than anyone else?!

Greetings,

So you have a submission on Newgrounds, but you don't have any reviews yet, well have no fear because I have got you covered! Just send me a link to your submission that you want a review on, and I shall do my best to provide one, it might not be the score you want, but it'll be my honest opinion!

I'm not great at reviewing art or audio, and I am not going to review porn, if you have made porn, I'm sure you have more than enough opinions from people.

Thanks!

And here's my cat.

Hi there,

I am back to making submissions for you people to enjoy! I do hope you are enjoying them, here is everything I have produced in the last two weeks!

Games - The three made in flash have medals, so if you want some medals, this is the place to go!

Movies

Audio

Art

It sure does feel good to be active again! I have also been making great posts on the forums! I would write more reviews as well, but I am very lazy, but if you do want me to review your animation, or game, leave me a comment with a link and I'll do it! I don't review audio or art, because, I'm not very good at talking about either of those. It's good to be active again, I missed you Newgrounds!

And finally, this is my cat, with a fish on him.

So, this one suddenly decided it was time to resub to Newgrounds, and contribute something, even in my absense. Maybe I'll make even more animations, and junk over the coming months, I have a brain full of ideas, but I am extreamly lazy!

Anyway, onto my point, the best feature to come from being a supporter, is choosing your level icon! Now, I can forever have a lollipop! Which everyone knows is the one true level icon on Newgrounds.

That is all I wanted to share with you, but if you are interested in checking out my latest creation, you can look here -

Wow!

Ever wanted to see a collection of memes all in one place? Then look no further!

Look out for futher collections!

In perfect quackery!

Yeah, I don't know what I am talking about, I'm just making another news post to say hello, I noticed that past few years, I keep saying I may return, then didn't, the Soup Squad coming back, then didn't, so I won't promise anything! But I have made a high quality flash animation this year, you should go watch it https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/720049

I promise, you will be disappointed after watching it! I plan on working on more stuff, but I need to remember to convert my flash to video as well, I still have some of the old files, so I can do it, in time. I do need to learn something new to make some games that aren't in flash, but that means learning, ain't nobody got time for that!

I also recently found out that people are doing speedruns of my crappy MINECRAFT game, look here what a crazy load of madness! Someone even wrote guides on it over there, I mean, come on, it's not hard...

Also go play my new game Fallout 74 it has medals - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/720086

ANYWAY, THAT'S ALL!

QUACK QUACK!

I don't have a penis, and I never have had one, I'm sorry I lied to everyone about that!

But some people still want me to be a man, so if anyone has a spare penis they aren't using, and a set of balls if possible, let me know, so I can get a transplant, so I can be the man everyone wants me to be!

Thanks!

It's been a while since I logged in, and I have finally caught up with the trand up updating profiles to this new layout! This has been some really important news that was worth reading!

Thank you very much for your time, enjoy the rest of your day.

And if you haven't watched Your Name yet, you totally should.